Ah, well done! Even in death you managed to defeat Ganon with your generous spirit. You have truly mastered the world of Hyrule. Congratulations on opening the first chest. I wonder what the item is for? Why would you need a newspaper clipping from Japan about Zelda? What could this have to do with the bitchassery monster? Is it a ‘Kaiju’ perhaps? Who is this woman? Seems we have more questions than answers. We must push forward!

   Your frustration at the boss fight seems to have given the bitchassery monster an idea. We must stop it before it infects all of Overwatchworld!!! You have been transported to the world of Overwatch. A new “most annoying” game mode has been created by the bitchassery monster…and it’s a ranked ladder!

  You will take the form of Orishashe, a new ultra annoying hybrid class, and must get enough XP to finally reach platinum level and claim the platinum loot box! You need to figure out how to defeat the game’s most annoying enemies- well played doomfist, non healing moira, speedybitch, Babtiste’s healing circle, and turtling Mei. Get to Platinum, don’t get sucked in to the annoyance, and earn the master lootbox! I know our key is inside!