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Its A' Me! Luigi! How dare you enter the mushroom kingdom without my permission?!!? Yes, MY permission. I have murdered princess peach and claimed the mushroom castle for my own. As for my egomaniacal brother, Mario, who cares? This town is GREEN AND MEAN NOW. And yet...
And yet I feel empty inside. Hollow. I've spent my whole life living in someone else's shadow and now, even when I have all the power, I still feel slightly empty.
The bitchassery monster promised me if I made impossible levels and took over the kingdom, I would be happy. If I was the most successful and the most famous and the most important I would be free of the shadows that have haunted me...everyone would think I was wonderful. And if everyone else thinks I'm wonderful then maybe I would think so too...
It has all been for naught. Find me, adventurer, if you are brave enough. I have left you some question boxes around. These contain "mario suits" to wear as you fight your way to me in the digital world of your Switch. Beat as many levels as you can. As quickly as you can. And if you hear from my brother, Mario, well...tell him I'm sorry.
Princess Peach
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